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Get 30+ word-for-word tantrum scripts to use at home, in public, during bedtime fights, and full-blown floor meltdowns — so you never have to guess what to say again. From one parent for another.
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I get it, I’ve been in your shoes and know what it feels like to:
Struggling with the same outbursts every day...
Feeling like you “should know what to do” — but freezing or snapping instead...
The guilt after yelling… and the shame that you might be messing them up...
Dreading simple things like bedtime or going to the store...
Wondering, “Why is it so hard just to stay calm?”
You’re not a bad parent.
You just haven’t been given the right tools — until now.
And it’s not about trying harder — it’s about saying the right thing at the right time.
The truth is… yelling doesn’t work. Bribing doesn’t work.
Ignoring it?
That only makes it worse tomorrow.
You’ve probably tried staying calm, counting to 10, walking away, or following “gentle parenting” tips on Instagram…
But when the meltdown hits — none of it feels usable in the moment.
That’s why I created a shortcut:
✅ Ready-to-use calming scripts
✅ Built for real-life chaos
✅ Designed for moments you normally lose control in
You don’t need to read another book.
You just need a script that works when everything goes sideways.
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Once you try this, you’ll never go back to counting to 10 or walking away. Here’s what makes it different:
Choose the Script That Matches the Situation
Whether it’s bedtime, mealtime, or a full-blown meltdown in public — you’ll know exactly what to say.
Say It Word-for-Word (Even If You’re Stressed)
Every script is short, calming, and designed for real parents under pressure. Just read it. No guesswork.
Watch the Meltdown De-escalate — Without Yelling or Bribing
You’ll start seeing reactions shift within seconds. And your kid? They’ll feel safer and more seen — without even knowing why.
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This isn’t another parenting theory.
It’s a plug-and-play method used by 12,000+ parents to finally feel confident in the chaos.
Because your child isn’t the problem.
The problem is not having the right words when it matters most.
You yell, want to walk away or freeze mid-tantrum and instantly regret it
You try to “stay calm,” but it doesn’t work under pressure
You feel like a bad parent and beat yourself up afterward
You say the right thing — even in the heat of the moment
You handle meltdowns with calm, confidence, and control
You reconnect with your child and feel like a good parent again
The #1 shortcut for calm, confident responses — even during full-blown meltdowns.
— Emily K., mom of 2 toddlers
5 Ready-to-Use Tantrum Scripts
Designed for the most common meltdown triggers — bedtime, transitions, saying “no,” public outbursts, and more.
Each script is copy-and-paste, calming, and tested by thousands of parents.
Pre-Meltdown Routine Sheet (Printable)
Use this simple 5-step reset routine to reduce blowups before they start.
Quick Use Guide
A fast-start walkthrough — know exactly what to do, even if you’ve had no sleep and no time.
Pocket Calm Script Card
Keep your go-to phrases in your wallet for public chaos moments when your brain goes blank.
BONUS #1 — Pre-Meltdown Routine Sheet
Stop tantrums before they start.
A simple, printable routine for high-stress moments like mornings and witching hour — calm starts with predictability.
BONUS #2 — Tantrum Trigger Checklist
Know exactly what sets them off.
Spot hidden emotional landmines and finally stop the meltdowns you didn’t see coming.
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Stop meltdowns before they happen.
This simple printable gives your child a predictable rhythm during high-stress moments like mornings, school runs, or witching hour. Visual, soothing, and easy to follow — even if your day’s a disaster.
📌 No training. No nagging. Just follow the steps.
You can’t fix what you can’t see.
This checklist reveals the real reasons behind your child’s blowups — so you stop guessing, and start defusing them before they even start.
📌 Perfect for identifying emotional landmines (without the guilt).
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"I used the first script 10 minutes after downloading. Worked like magic."
Vanessa T., mom of 3
"We haven’t had a screaming match in 5 days. That’s a record for our house."
James L., dad of 2
"My daughter used to cry when it was time to leave the park. Now she actually helps pack up."
Rachel M., former preschool teacher & mom
"For $17? I’d have paid $200. This saved me and my kid from so many breakdowns."
Joshua Haurter, single dad of 1
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Just say “maybe” and try us out for 14 days, and if you aren’t super excited, we’ll give you the money back, no questions asked. Simply email us at [email protected]. We'll refund you.
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You might be asking yourself: “Who’s Clara Jensen?”
Hi, I’m Dr. Clara Jensen — mom of two, and creator of the Tantrum Script Method™ and the CalmMyKid.com brand.
But before that?
I was just a sleep-deprived, overwhelmed mom trying not to yell.
I had the degrees. I’d studied behavioral psychology.
But nothing prepared me for what it felt like when my 4-year-old screamed at me in the middle of the grocery store.
I froze.
Then I snapped.
Then I felt like the worst parent alive.
I kept telling myself to “stay calm” — but no one ever taught me how.
That’s why I built this:
A simple, script-based method for moments when your brain shuts off and the meltdown takes over.
I started writing down phrases that worked.
I tested them.
I tweaked them.
Eventually, I shared them with a few other parents… then a few thousand.
Now over 12,000 families use this same method — and I still use it myself, almost daily.
If you’ve ever felt like a “good parent” who just loses it sometimes…
This was made for you.
– Clara
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Yes — thousands of parents have used these exact scripts to handle tantrums with more confidence and calm. The words are designed to work in real life, when emotions are high and time is short.
The scripts are most effective for kids ages 2 to 9, but many parents have adapted them for slightly older or younger children too. If your child has meltdowns, this will help.
Nope. This isn’t a course — it’s a plug-and-play script system. You can read it, print it, and use it today. No hours of content to get through.
You’ll get instant access to the Tantrum Scripts Starter Kit™, including:
✔ 5 ready-to-use scripts for the most common meltdown triggers
✔ The Pre-Meltdown Routine Sheet
✔ Quick-Use Guide
✔ Wallet-size Calm Script Card
All downloadable, printable, and usable within minutes.
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